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Dr Loof Lipra from Evergreen Technologies used biotechnology to alter a tree DNA to produce actual $100 bill notes.

Maybe you’ve heard of some of the amazing trees and their handy uses across the world, like the Silk Cotton Tree whose fiber is used in lifejackets, sleeping bags and mattresses. The Juniper Tree is believed by some to heal your energy due to growing in a vortex in Sedona, Arizona and the Dragon Blood Tree with its crimson medicinal resin is amongst the most unique vegetation species on Earth. However, none of these plant species are as incredulous as the newest edition to the plantae family engendered in an American arboretum and vegetation tissue culture laboratory. This tree has been described as the Holy Grail for the avarice.

The first ‘money tree’ has been harvested successfully after 2 decades of intense research and experiments. The money harvested had passed the currency fraud test with flying colours last Tuesday. An American Scientific Research company, Evergeen Technologies, used biotechnology which harnesses cellular and bimolecular processes to develop physics in order to modify plants and seeds. In this instance their modification enabled the tree to grow leaves into actual $100 bill notes with unique serial numbering. The tree has been dubbed Poisson d’avril. They obviously do not disclose exactly how they have done the genetic modification, but we do know that the ‘money tree’ genetics is based on the Jastash Oak Tree (H. Ahacotya) indigenous to El Dorado on the continent of South America.

Money tree seeds are currently only available in Dollar form, but other currencies will be experimented with in the nearby future. ‘Money tree’ seeds will be available for purchase by December 2022 and will cost you $700 million each. You will be able to ‘grow’ your initial capital back within 2 years. Talk about a growing investment!

The scientist reported that the tree is relatively easy to grow and quite hardy, but does excel when you mix a $100 bill in the soil it grows in every other month. Just like an investment, the more you put in, the quicker it will grow. A journalist for The New Yorke Times asked the lead scientist of this operation, Dr Loof Lirpa, how the idea came to be to create the golden goose of trees. Her response was; “It was my father’s brainchild. I took over from him 5 years ago. He was a brilliant man and the last thing he said to me before his death was: If money can’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?” Well, Dr ‘Who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire’ has got a point, doesn’t he?

The company has had some serious backlash and public protests in respond to the birth of the money tree, but Dr Lirpa and her team are undeterred. She made the official statement; “People that protest a money tree obviously do not like change”, (so to speak). We, on the other hand would absolutely love to get our hands on one of these trees, and if you were at all interested in getting a ‘money tree’ for yourself, we have some news for you!

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